VOL. I — NO. 001 — FAMILY EDITION

The Mooch Report

"All the news that's unfit to print — on the people you're related to."
DEVELOPER'S EDITION · PHASE 1

SCAFFOLD ERECTED. WE BUILD AT DAWN.

The Mooch Report newsroom announced today that the infrastructure required to systematically humiliate one's adult children for points has officially come online. Sources close to the project confirm the platform will launch in phases, each more vindictive than the last.

SYSTEM CHECK

connecting…

WHAT'S COMING

  1. Authfamily code + PIN
  2. Pointsaward / void / feed
  3. Challengesmulti-claim
  4. PushVAPID notifications
  5. Reportsweekly · monthly · breaking
  6. PolishNC-17 copy pass
DEAR READER

Add this rag to your home screen. It's a PWA, which means it pretends to be an app and your phone will believe it. Tap your browser's share menu and choose Add to Home Screen.